doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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