you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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