Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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