Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Randomize