I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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