He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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