what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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