that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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