I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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