Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I want to be your penis for a week.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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