..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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