Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
my poor anus
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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