...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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