I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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