hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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