Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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