When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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