this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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