its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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