I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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