it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
