I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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