Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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