i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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