that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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