The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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