Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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