Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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