We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Acid is not a monday night drug
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Even my vagina gasped.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Houston, we have a squirter
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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