He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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