U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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