i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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