I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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