none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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