You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i believe in u and ur pee
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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