Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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