That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
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