I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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