Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Randomize
