Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
