I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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