talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just invented taco cereal.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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