Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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