no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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