Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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