Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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