yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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