Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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