He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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