He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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