Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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