dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
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